Here it is, what you have been waiting for your whole life. This is not April Fools (it isn't April incase you didn't know) this is legit. Just click read more and your life will change forever.
Yeah, it's a crossbow alright (with an extra arm and some other crap).
This is what happens when Aukman and I are bored. We build the best thing ever. I know you are wondering, no we will not make a write up. This requires too much skill and craftsmanship that it can never be replicated.
I know, it is the most beautiful thing that you have ever seen. You wish you had this crossbow for yourself. TOO BAD IT ISN'T FOR SALE.
This amazing piece of art consists of parts from the following blasters: UMB, Longshot, FuryFire, Double Shot, Big Bad Bow, Recon and a Secret Strike. Does it shoot? Of course it shoots. Why would we ever make a blaster that doesn't shoot? It shoots any kind of ammo that you can find. You just have to load it into the secret strike barrel and pump it.
I do admit, the pump isn't in the best place but that is the only flaw of this blaster. It is the best thing ever! Tell me what you think!